Pam Anderson & Richie Rich on the Runaway TrainFor those of you who have not yet experienced the beauty and tragedy of Pamela Anderson and Richie Rich’s new organic clothing line, here’s the short and sweet (like a vienna sausage) on the line from environmentally-fueled gossip rag Ecorazzi, “Called A*Muse, the new organic clothing line consists of bathing suits, hoodies, zip ups, a full range of casual dresses, and beachwear. It debuted to mostly mixed reviews during New Zealand fashion week — with critics calling it everything from “fun and playful” to “Borat-inspired“. Anderson and her partner designer Richie Rich are now embarking on a world-wide promotional tour to debut the range in major cities in North America, Europe and Asia.”

I’m thinking more “world-wide pharmacy tour.” Please enjoy the video and decide for yourselves.

Questions for you, the viewers…

  1. Why is Pam holding up her A*Muse wrap/dress/mumu throughout the entire press conference?
  2. Is the A*Musing part of the line that the clothes don’t actually stay on without some serious effort by the wearer?
  3. Why aren’t the mannequins behind them wearing any clothes?
  4. Why is Richie Rich always in roller skates now?
  5. What are they on exactly?